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All those EX-PATS (IE. non-native Danish, esp. those who do NOT come from Europe; you US-citizens know who you are) who post comments on the news stories on the website of the Copenhagen Post 'slagging off', criticising, being anti-Denmark, and generally dragging the country through the mud should: GO HOME! Meaning, return to the country you were born in, you obviously do not have proper jobs in Denmark, and are ungrateful for a European country that gave you permission to live there, nay, you should be SENT home. Get lost.

Reality - so there

Short stream-of-conscious entry provoked by the bad journalistic and absent research ability / skills of Nick Merrgerinson; 'Mr I don't know, mmmm, not sure about that, errrr I don't think I can let you say that' (LBC DJ, spelling of name might be inaccurate).


The oral contraceptive pill (it's many varieties), can:
- stop PMT/PMS
- illiminate/reduce water retention
- stop/reduce headaches, period-related
- lessen blood loss
- illiminate/reduce muscle contractions/spasms/cramp/various aches and pains
- conveniently delays your period
- treats skin problems, such as lessening/illiminating acne
- reduce period-related depression, or depressive behaviour/feelings
- inturn, reduce period-related anxiety, and build-up of emotion which can hurt those around you.
If you take the right one for you.

Plus, you do not have to be over the age of consent to be prescribed this (yes, Merrgie) because some young teens start their period too early, or have other conditions, you do not have to take it exclusively for sex (you need to use a barrier contraceptive for STI protection in any case), but it is good for this.
Society cannot take away benefits to the 'under age' just for the few that will use the pill for under age sex, that would not be fair.

Women take the oral contraceptive pill ('The Pill'), Women take Lavonelle ('The Morning After Pill') it is women's right and choice to do so, and doctors' liberty to prescribe the former. Women will take it always - put that in your no-brainer pipe and smoke it, Merrgie.

The truth just has to be told - that The Pill is a good thing, in most cases [I know, I need trusted sources to back up claims]. It can relieve period-related symptoms. Apologies for those of you who do not get on using the pill, I am sure you make informed decisions about your sexual/other health, so that's cool with me if you disagree. Some sections of society attach moral/ethical arguments to the pill, but this entry is not about that, it's about a DJ being annoying!

Stop making 'issue' over the pill, stop pretending it's contraversial, and stop believing these stupid newpaper articles (Daily Mail et al) who 'doubt' the 60s' generation who rightly first applauded it's freedom and benefits. The pill has come so far, and like all medicines is continually in review (such as tests which assures its' quality), improvement, and make-up.

Speak openly, give knowledge, expand your own.

So there.

Critique on... Dreadful People

In a well-known store I saw two over-weight parents with one 3YO approx. in a trolly seat and a baby in a hook-on seat (first problem: obesity). The baby wouldn't stop crying (would you? No) and the other was sliding out of its' seat. The fat 'father' (I guess) shouted "Shut Up!!" in both their faces. These kids don't stand a chance do they. The Neanderthals seem to be on the rampage, call in the Cybermen.

More idiots I have seen: These grown (that's a laugh 'grown') adult (that's a laugh too) males who buy themselves sweets... sweets! How old are you, 7?? Can you not eat proper food? They are probably well and truely ill. This particular 'specimen' was buying a plastic tub of what...wait for it... jelly sweets. You ought to be ashamed of yourself, and if you ever come across this page, you know who you are, you ought to be force fed porridge (WITHOUT, I repeat WITHOUT sugar) and that does NOT mean Readybrek (you might even lose the flab). Who on earth is going to want to date a adult-toddler ('adudler' not a nice word but fully deserved) like that? GROW UP.

More idiots I have seen: Parents ('irresponsibles') feeding their children sweets/treats.
Now listen to this, these 'adults' are well and truely  ignorant when it comes to knowledge about nutrition and well-being of the individual. These are the type of 'adults' who never take structured exercise, do not have friends, do not buy 'beauty' products, let the hairdresser wash embarassingly unwashed hair, and ignore their health-status ...and have never experienced using a moisturising soap.

In a service station I saw 'the parents' having ordered themselves something like a salad sandwich go back to their car and tuck in - then they go and take chocolate flapjack-type things (the retards have made earlier) out of a plastic bag and feed this to their kids. EXCUSE ME? DID I JUST SEE THAT? You mean to say that your children do not deserve to eat PROPER food (on-the-go, but you can still go into the resturant), and that thay need to eat junk? And you (parents) are the only ones entitled to a balanced diet (or a sandwich at least)? Don't make the excuse that 'they don't like vegetables' thats false because that's learned behaviour, not natural behaviour, if your kids don't like vegetables its probably because you don't make meal-times a big deal. It is also the medias' fault for promoting bad-treats as being part of childhood (more lies, this causes ill-health, and all treats are bad, no I'm not Mormon). It is the parents responsibility to teach the children that eating Macdonalds/candy is bad, and for not promoting and showing their kids that good nutritious food is tasty. Blame yourselves.
... These negative attitudes and perceptions of  'childhood' in the UK are severly distorted, not to mention the fact that this type of attitude contribues to Kiddult-hood in later life, serves to create bad eating habits, and dependence on microwave meals.

Give me strength... don't worry I have it! It's not me that ruins lives.
Listen up, I do not like infants much, it just annoys me when adults (in age anyway) behave stupidly, and it's seen all around, everyday.

Does not 'Totally Look Like'

Toumas Holopainen (Nightwish, Keyboards) looks nothing whatsoever like Johnny Depp/Jack Sparrow! Enough is enough.